Mallows Hen Report
Mallows Hen Report
Missies, I'm not long home from the hen, thrown down on the couch in my pj's with the chinese on order so said I'd write my report now before I fall asleep and don't wake up till the morning
Saturday 05th May 2011
Woke up just before 7am, all excited and no way I could go back to sleep so I got up and had a cuppa and chilled for a bit before showering, doing my hair and finishing my packing (I do not know the meaning of travelling lightly - 1 night and I packed 12 pairs of knickers so that will tell you how bad I am
Got there just after 12 and we were the first to arrive, and said I was aswell start as I meant to go on and had a lovely bottle of Bulmers which settled my tummy nicley
All the rest of the girls arrived soon after, 19 girls in total, 18 for the bus and one of my bm's was following us down later as she had an exam at 4pm. Had a another drink before the bus arrived at 1pm ish and off we set for Cork!! Stopped in Mallow (well come on I had to stop there Bus driver didn't have a bulls notion how to get to the hotel (although he was regaling ravenrabbit about stories of when he used to work there
what did you do drive to work blindfolded?? If you worked there surely you know where it is??) But anyway ravenrabbit was like an aa roadwatch employee and saved the day and found the hotel
We arrived, checked in, I shared with ravenrabbit and we had a fab room 2 doubles and a single with loads of space. Dropped the bags and went back down to the bar, they had a big table reserved for us with champagne and chocolate covered strawberries, so we had a few glasses and sat around chatting, lots of stories of h2b, some I had heard and some I hadn't so had a good laugh. Went back up then for a quick change at 6pm and back down for dinner at 6.45pm. When we got up I got a text from my other bm to say she had gotten down earlier than we thought and would be there for dinner
Delighted to have my 2 girlies there as we didn't think she'd make it till after dinner.Came back down and the hotel had more champagne and canapes out for us, more champagne - who was I to say no?
Had a lovely meal but it was running a lil late and we were due to have cocktails after the meal so we asked the hotel to keep them till the residents bar for us later (went down a treat then!!) and we ordered taxi's and set off. Went to the Soho bar first, had a few drinks there but it was way too packed and we ended up not getting anywhere we could all stand together so we moved on to the Bodega (sp??) - savage place, had such a good laugh! Didn't sit down once all night, danced my lil socks off, Dragonfly you'll be please to hear I got my piggy back ride!!! Just had so much fun it was great.
God knows what time we left there but we grabbed taxi's outside at the end of the night and headed back to the residents bar - such fun, we sang all night, we went through all the eurovision songs we could think of, I danced and sang my vanilla ice - ice ice baby routine, did the hokey kokey, met a stag staying the hotel and they joined us - manage to convince one to take off his pants and wear the thong
Had out cocktails and danced and sang for ages, everyone started to drop off at the stage but me and two of the girls stayed singing until the barman kicked us out at about 5.30am - we were raging cause we were still mad to keep going but
he was sick of us
Went up to bed, trying my hardest not to wake ravenrabbit but she turned on the light to find me crawling on all fours around our room This morning (fair play if your even still reading
Got up at about 9am - NO hangover (I may have been a little drunk as I was dancing into the bathroom mirror singing to myself), but No hangover thanks to ravenrabbit and her Lifeline tablets!! brekkie arrived to the room and we were very respectable and ate at the table!! Put on my make-up and cleaned myself up a bit and my bm had arranged for a girl to come to my room at 10am to do the Shellac nails for me which was lovely to get done, still in my pj's and just chatting to the girls, it was lovely and so are my nails now!! I'll keep the rest brief - the bus wasn't collecting us till 2pm so some went shopping but me, ravenrabbit and 4 of the other girls sat in the bar and had lunch and had a laugh going over the stories from the night before. Bus arrived at 2pm, back to Limerick for around 4pm where h2b and our lil girl collected me, brought me home and tucked me up on the couch and ordered me a chinese - loving them
GREAT night!!! Way better than I could have ever imagined!!! I have NO voice - NO joke I can't speak and haven't been able to all day so I'm on the lozenges and hoping to have it back for tomorrow
(God there is alot more writing in these reports that I thought!!! )

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Will fly in for you now!


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Munstermaid wrote:Ah fantastic Mallow..thanks for posting up so fast, I was dying to know how ye got on. Enjoy the Chinese and the recovery!!
Thanks hun, feeling fine just sooo tired!!! Chinese was yum - I eat all round me after drinking
suzibride wrote:Oh thats sounds like you had a great time! Cant wait for mine now.... i'm heading to Cork too! Your BM's did such a great job for you!
Will fly in for you now!
Cork is brill hun - you'll have a great laugh!! Where are ye staying? I know bm's are the best!!

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in shock u had the energy Mallow to write that report
I have never seen a hen to drink, dance,take d piss out of guys n laugh so much in my life, d best hen ever!!! I got home not sick but just soooooo tired & 2 very small excited children ready to jump all over me
Lifeline you are the bomb, girls would totally recommend it, they way we were drinkin we sud have been in a&e espeacially Mallow
n we could walk talk in fuction 
Still laughing at the 50 yr old guy u try'd d put d thong on all 19girls chanting at him "do it, do it" he got up walked like he was coming towards Mallow n started fast walking into a sprint never to be seen again
must have been d look in ur eye Mallow
all his friends were drinking with us for the night & one of them had to go down a hr later & convinence him it was safe to come back up :lol too funny!!! I have 100 & 1 funny storys, weak here laughing to myself
It was so easy for both of us to organise the hen for you Mallow u are one in a millon, so lucky to have u as a bestie as we said on the memory box, so sweet that you cry'd but even funnier that you wiped away ur tears with the gillter thong we had got 4 u so you could strip some hunks
As for the bus driver, live @ 3 dead at 4 is the only word for him
Mallow thought he was asleep while driving at one stage
thank god for iphones
i must say thought we were going to get lost & was sweating for a wee moment Cud not promote the Ambassadour Hotel in Cork more, from day dot organising from the finish they were a dream to deal with & for Chris the hotel Manager he is a gem!! Nothing was a problem, every need or issuse was meet above n be yond
he just made the process so much easier......buckets of champers n cocktails
& the value for money, u will not get better
they dressed the tables n did all the hard work for me n d other bm so we could celebrate with Mallow
The hen group were well impressed & even joking at the end of the night that chris was so good he would be there for after hrs to help us hold back our hair while puking
seriously considered bring him home, hand as a small pot he was
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I delighted you had such a great time Mallow, im raging jealous you got a piggy back, I would need andre the giant to be able to give me one (that doesnt sound right, obviously I mean a piggy back).
Ravenrabbit you proved yourself worthy of a fantastic bm and bestie to mallow I shall applaud you
for your efforts well done.......whats your hourly rate? GREAT report from both sides
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Great report, fair play for getting it up so fast

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koko wrote:what an awesome report I have to say from getting your make up done, to the never ending bottles of champagne, to the old fella in the thong my god the rest of us have alot to live up for.
I delighted you had such a great time Mallow, im raging jealous you got a piggy back, I would need andre the giant to be able to give me one (that doesnt sound right, obviously I mean a piggy back).
Ravenrabbit you proved yourself worthy of a fantastic bm and bestie to mallow I shall applaud youfor your efforts well done.......whats your hourly rate?
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GREAT report from both sides
i'm weak laughing koko
u never fail to entertain me, Andre d giant, love it!!! Koko it was d funniest thing, she was up on dis guys back trying to hold on in a short dress without flashing the pub her knickers
very funny, peeps were standiing behind her with ther camera phones so don't be surprised if its on utube
she was very good n did all the dares n drank all the shots a model hen
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I am shattered, how you wrote that Mallow is beyond me, even when I got married it took me a day to do my report, oh and it takes forever!
You were the Best Hen! You did not say NO to anything we threw at you , ie LEGEND!
Ravenrabbit, legend also!
Right I am going back to bed for a quick kip before the house cleaning has to start... Wrecked.com!
p.s. Mallow and Ravenrabbit Love you girls!!!!
I just keep hearing the same song over and over again in my head, even woke up the morning after singing it...
"every day I am shufflin'"
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