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My hen report 29/-4/2011

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My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby cw2bab » Mon May 02, 2011 12:43 am

Here's me hen's report bit of a crazy weekend hanging together here, have no pictures at the mo but as soon as there uploaded onto facebook i'll bring them over..

Day 1
well on Friday morning, i got up at 7.45 to start getting ready, decorated the house with L balloons etc, hadnt a clue what I was going to be wearing as the girls all set up it without me known I was only told that I had to be in my pj's with me hair wet for 12.30 as the party bus was coming at 2 pm.

So about 12.45, I heard the girls calling me name, so I looked out the court and seen them all dressed in the fame outfits with tops cut to bits saying last fling before the ring galway 2011. Everyone had black leggings and black tops with pink vest tops under them and pink writing on the tshirt. Mine was black leggings with black vest top and pink ripped t-shirt, I was sobbing when I seen them coz everyone had made such an effort on getting dressed up and hiding it from me.

So the bus came as 2, it was like a nightclub no mess everyone was up dancing from the minute we got on it, (one of my friends had cd's from her sister 21st so we brought our own Cd's) we were bopping all the way down to galway would really recommend the party bus.. we all brought bottles with us and no shorts as we didnt want to be too drunk too early..

We got to galway at 5pm and checked in and went to supermac's which is across the eyre square. on the way back to the hotel, two lads jumped out infront of us (there was 19 of us) and started to strip so we were singing get your kit out for the hens.. he pulled down his jocks and no joke his jokes were like a really bad gone of grey colour so my liverpool friend said ah look at you and your machine washed undies.. so they went off and we were walking on, and two girls came after us and said what you calling us knackers for, and we were like cop on and f**k off. so we kept walking on and she was trying to get the girl (they thought we were from liverpool) and next one of the girls got a bottle of fanta thrown over her, and dragged down by the hair, lookly there was loads of us and we dragged the two girls off them and told them der was more of us than them now leave us alone. some old woman came and het the girls with her bag screaming you give galway a bad name... so we got back to the hotel, and I decided I wanted to go home because I wasnt leaven the hotel and the girls said we'd wait and see what happens. so we rang the garda and the garda said there known for robbing people these 4 people and known for starting on ppl. I wouldnt let this turn ya off going to galway it lasted 5 minutes and really didnt change the weekend we enjoyed ourselfs.. just dont walk through the square walk around it..

so we decided to stay in the nightclub next door ( i had already reserved it) and the hotel has its own entrance so we didnt have to leave the hotel, the nightclub is coyote. ah girls its so good, we went in and the seats were reserved infront of the band. we danced the night away, haven the time of our lives, we didnt get changed and went out in our fame outfits. It was full of hen's and stags there and some of the girls got tired because we had been drinking all day and they could go home early because they didnt have to go outside and it was only upstairs in the lift. It was so handy. We got talking to so many ppl and we were with a stags from Antrim. We just laughed the night away and danced. I was very drunk and every time I went to the bar the barman was given me after shock I was so drunk, for the whole night we were on the chairs dancing on the chairs and all. We then went to the residents bar (the bar doesnt close at all) I went to bed around half 5 coz I was so tired. Everyone is just haven a laugh.

Day 2
we all got up at half 9 for brekkie a bit early.. the food was gorgeous, we then went upstair had to have a cold shower to wake meself up properly. We then went shopping around the road, and went back to the residents bar for food, we didnt drink during the day. We then went for a lie down, I stayed in the bar with h2b's two sister inlaws. We had such a good laugh I'm not joking if its anything I learned from the weekend I got to know the girls alot better I have never laughed so much. We said that we would go to the same place because we had such a laugh on the friday and it was handy for anyone that was getting tired. So we said we'd meet in the bar at 9. I went to see where the tables were and they had none for us, girls I nearly lost me reason and in fairness they moved ppl for us and we got a whole corner for ourselfs, we ended up sharing with a stags from Dublin that was getting married in the same hotel as I am. It was so good, I went the loo and when I came back I went up to were we were sitting and I noticed a man in the corner next minute he walked up to me he was a stripper. ah girls I hate anything like that, but for the laugh I went along with it. He was about 60 and thought he was gorgeous.. He did the full monty too. (tiny willy :lol:) so when he left I went around saying who got him and all my friends and all the girls were like it wasnt us, so I rang h2b and said was it you and he said no way was it me.. So I was like :wtf and he comes up to us about twenty minutes later he done the wrong hen pary :lol: :lol:

Girls we danced the night away like it was the last night I was every going to, we really had a great time.. It was by far the best weekend I've ever had with me girlies.. we went back to the residents bar and had a little sing along and went to bed.

well we got up this morning had to have another cold shower. We had to stop loads of times on the way home so one of the girls could get sick everyone was so hungover. 6 of us went to our local pub and I couldnt even drink. I defo spent me hen party the way I would could ever imagine.

I am in bits here with bruises all over (feel off one of the chairs) I can honestly say I have pains in me stomach from laughing so much... Cant believe i'm getting married in last than two weeks feel like I still have forever left.

will upload pics asap..
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby Happily Married » Mon May 02, 2011 2:08 am

OMG those knackers in Eyre Square! Glad they didn't ruin yer weekend!! The rest of it sounds brilliant though hun - can't wait to see the pics ;) Only 12 days ta go!!!
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby scoots » Mon May 02, 2011 2:20 am

OMG WTF! girls starting on ya on a hens. they need to get a life seriously! Glad it didnt ruin ur weekend. How funny is tat wrong hen with the srtipper think id die with the laughter, classic defo one to remember. Sounds like a brill weekend lots of laughter, drinks n banter, wat more could ya want. Sounds like a nice group of girlies ya have too!
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby im married » Mon May 02, 2011 8:54 am

ah glad those fools didnt ruin your hen. aounds like you hada blast, so happy for you hun. and again made me laugh with the stripper!!! :rofl

and yes get those pics up!!!
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby Mallow » Mon May 02, 2011 9:28 am

Oh my God I was sitting here drink a cuppa and I actually spat it at the screen I laughed so hard and yer man doing the wrong hen with his tiny willy :rofl :rofl So funny!!!

Sounds like you had a great weekend hun, delighted those knackers in Eyre Square didn't ruin your weekend, losers you have to feel sorry for them cause people like that just don't have a hope in life!!

Been to Coyotes - bet you rode the life out of the bull :rofl

Mine is this Saturday, I hope I get to write a report like yours, sounds like great craic :lol:
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby dreamhusband2b » Mon May 02, 2011 10:53 am

wow wat a great weekend delited u had a ball,little bitches startin in eyre square least u still enjoyed ur weekend,bet the stripper felt like a dope!!
i hope my hen is as gud as urs
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Postby Nearly Married » Mon May 02, 2011 11:09 am

Ah hun thanks for doing up the report, sounds like you had a great weekend and a great bunch of friends, Im loving the FAME outfits :smitten ...cant wait to see the pics. And fair play to you for not letting them other eegits ruin your weekend for you!
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby Mrs Toot » Mon May 02, 2011 12:34 pm

Glad u had a brilliant time hun and didn't let those cows ruin ur time. Wee feckers anyway
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby cw2bab » Mon May 02, 2011 1:06 pm

heres a couple of pictures ladies :D
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de outfits...
me riding de bull
our free stripper
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby muckypup » Mon May 02, 2011 1:13 pm

ha ha ha im rolling around here laughing so hard about the stripper doing the wrong hens thats so feckin funny ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol:
saw the pics of him on fb and he does look a right oul fella doesnt he lmao :lol:

ah hunny glad the scangers didnt ruin yr weekend - bet ya were a bit shook up by it though - what scumbags huh! :fingers2

im having mine in galway too and going to coyotes lol :) - actually hun i just messaged u on fb for some info on the rate/deal u got with coyotes and what hotel ya stayed in. im hoping to get mine sorted soon. my sister is my moh and she is in charge of organising it but hasnt got round to it yet as her daughters communion is in a few weeks and wants to get that out the way 1st.

brilliant report love love love the stripper story ha ha ha (even if he did have a tiny winky ha :rofl )
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby Happily Married » Mon May 02, 2011 2:31 pm

Ah brilliant pics hun!! Love the outfits and the stripper :lol: He looks so into it and you....not so much :lol: Love it! Delighted you had such a good time! Mere days until your wedding pet ;)
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby muckypup » Mon May 02, 2011 2:35 pm

any info on the party bus chicken? how to book etc?
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Re: My hen report 29/-4/2011

Postby I do childcare » Mon May 02, 2011 7:23 pm

hey misses sounds like you had a ball. i went to eyre square hotel last year for a hens and went to coyotes. was great fun.
just wondering here, i noticed you said the bus was outside your court?? do you live in dublin?
i lived in courts aswell. wondering do i know you.... dont recognise anyone from pics....

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Postby koko » Mon May 02, 2011 7:31 pm

Brilliant report, I think I would have been like you after those bunch of geebags there is no way I would want to go out either, but feck it you did and you didnt let it effect you fair play.

I cant believe the stripper did the wrong hens. Honestly I think he saw you and said to himself he would prefer to do yours ;). Your pics are deadly. Im glad you had such a great time, and your mates are sooooo nice to go to all the effort :angel1
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Postby MrsStokes2b » Mon May 02, 2011 7:41 pm

Hahahaha!! Brilliant report!! :D Free Stripper... How bad?! :P :lol: :rofl Glad ya had a great weekend!! :) Can you pm me the details for the party bus??? :)
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