mrs2be.ie

[newbie]

Are you just getting family members to do the readings and prayers?

[meandyouxx]

my brother is doing one reading and my sister in law 2b is doing the other then we have all children doing the prayers nieces nephews and my daughter.

[june2010]

yeah im having family do the readings one from each side and then a mixture of family and friends doin the prayers of the faithful

[Louise25]

We are having a civil ceremony and so we are pretty free to do what we want, so I am doing a reading and so is my h2b. Not sure what he's reading, but this is mine:

Yes, I'll Marry You
Pam Ayres

Yes, I'll marry you, my dear,
And here's the reason why;
So I can push you out of bed
When the baby starts to cry,
And if we hear a knocking
And it's creepy and it's late,
I hand you the torch you see,
And you investigate.

Yes I'll marry you, my dear,
You may not apprehend it,
But when the tumble-drier goes
It's you that has to mend it,
You have to face the neighbour
Should our labrador attack him,
And if a drunkard fondles me
It's you that has to whack him.

Yes, I'll marry you,
You're virile and you're lean,
My house is like a pigsty
You can help to keep it clean.
That sexy little dinner
Which you served by candlelight,
As I do chipolatas,
You can cook it every night!

It's you who has to work the drill
and put up curtain track,
And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak,
I do see great advantages,
But none of them for you,
And so before you see the light,
I do, I do, I do!

Just thought it would raise a smile or two

[june2010]

thats very good louise might want to get him to say his first tough

[Louise25]

I might have to...or he might just change his mind about marrying me!! He'll see what he's letting himself in for!!

[newbie]

that's funny - I couldn't see our priest letting me read that out during the ceremony!
Does your h2b know you're doing that reading?

[Louise25]

We're having a civil ceremony so it's a bit more flexible. I love that poem though
No, he has no idea......but nothing like a nice surprise, is there
Like I say, I think I might just wait until after we've taken our vows.....

[princess_mcg]

hahaha thats very good i might use that as my speech but instead of ill marry u, i married you!!! love it we'll be asking family to do reading but havent asked anyone yet!!

[nearlyamrs]

what a great poem,
i was thinking of asking my brothers girlfriend and his sisters biyfirend to do the readings and a few friends and cousins for the prayers. don t want conflict over readings.

[gickyk]

Love your Poem!!!

I'm having my Sister's n Bro in Law's do the readings and prayers of the faithful, (very large family) with my H2B's godchild doing the communion reflection... But at my best Friends wedding she had me and her Husbands best friend doing the readings with some family (cousins ect) doing the prayers of the faithful. she has a smaller family...